It was going to be an easy peasy thing!
.
I was going to just buy a boat and turn sails around in the wind, with the rudder, and sail around with a smile on my face... wind in my hair... my lady by my side... tropical sunsets and all!
.
Then YOU SAID...
"you really need to determine what you want your boat for"
"figure what you can afford then multiply that by a factor of 10 to the n'tenth!"
"Poke here, prod there, contort and cram into that.. have a good look around... then hire a Surveyor!"
"Take classes"
.
Pretty soon things just sort of started rushing at me!
True and Relative Wind
Tack... Jibe... Close Haul... Beam Reach...
Head, Galley, Bilge, Through-Hull, Keel Bolts, Halyard, Boom Vang, Fair Lead...
Shore Power, AC, DC, ACDC, Galvanic Corrosion, Bonding (wasn't that supposed to happen on those sunny cruises with my girlfriend?), Gel Coat, 12V, 24V, amps... AND MORE AMPS...
.
I'm taking sailing classes every weekend, rolling little boats over in the bay, dropping the main sheet so I can switch sides and move the tiller which slips out of my hand... we go into irons if we're lucky, then sit there.....
I'm spending minutes... hours... DAYS & NIGHTS... cruising sailing forums, "Ooh! A thread about whether one person likes eroding anit-fouling or hard anti-fouling, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE about what kills mold best! WAAAAAIT! I gotta make sure I read that one about bedding deck hardware!..."
Meanwhile by 3am in the morning.. .my girlfriend is all like... .... "when did SHE get here?
.
Now I'm checking my credit card accounts for any pennies I can squeak out for yet another purchase... "for the boat"... and even realizing I'm BROKE .... I still dive into the online catalogs... making up orders for "STUFF I REALLY NEED!"... or think I do anyway...
Then I hit SAVE ON WISHLIST! and keep getting my email inbox full of emails like, "Did you forget something in your wishlist? Make that purchase today and get 1% off!"
.
I carry around notebooks and 5x7 index cards so I can pause with whatever I'm supposed to be doing in my life because I thought of a new ELECTRICAL WIRING issue/idea and I want to figure out the Amps/Watts... "... this is going on the 12v side... no... wait... the 120v side.... wait... maybe I can add another shorepower cord AND 6 new batteries... separate all 9 power circuits to be redundant but switchable as backup in case one fails... with 500 gigawatts more solar and wind power... geez! I can't wait until civilians can get their hands on that new fusion power system!..."
.
So... as you can see... my foray into boat ownership?.... well... THE FUN NEVER ENDS!
.
I was going to just buy a boat and turn sails around in the wind, with the rudder, and sail around with a smile on my face... wind in my hair... my lady by my side... tropical sunsets and all!
.
Then YOU SAID...
"you really need to determine what you want your boat for"
"figure what you can afford then multiply that by a factor of 10 to the n'tenth!"
"Poke here, prod there, contort and cram into that.. have a good look around... then hire a Surveyor!"
"Take classes"
.
Pretty soon things just sort of started rushing at me!
True and Relative Wind
Tack... Jibe... Close Haul... Beam Reach...
Head, Galley, Bilge, Through-Hull, Keel Bolts, Halyard, Boom Vang, Fair Lead...
Shore Power, AC, DC, ACDC, Galvanic Corrosion, Bonding (wasn't that supposed to happen on those sunny cruises with my girlfriend?), Gel Coat, 12V, 24V, amps... AND MORE AMPS...
.
I'm taking sailing classes every weekend, rolling little boats over in the bay, dropping the main sheet so I can switch sides and move the tiller which slips out of my hand... we go into irons if we're lucky, then sit there.....
I'm spending minutes... hours... DAYS & NIGHTS... cruising sailing forums, "Ooh! A thread about whether one person likes eroding anit-fouling or hard anti-fouling, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE about what kills mold best! WAAAAAIT! I gotta make sure I read that one about bedding deck hardware!..."
Meanwhile by 3am in the morning.. .my girlfriend is all like... .... "when did SHE get here?
.
Now I'm checking my credit card accounts for any pennies I can squeak out for yet another purchase... "for the boat"... and even realizing I'm BROKE .... I still dive into the online catalogs... making up orders for "STUFF I REALLY NEED!"... or think I do anyway...
Then I hit SAVE ON WISHLIST! and keep getting my email inbox full of emails like, "Did you forget something in your wishlist? Make that purchase today and get 1% off!"
.
I carry around notebooks and 5x7 index cards so I can pause with whatever I'm supposed to be doing in my life because I thought of a new ELECTRICAL WIRING issue/idea and I want to figure out the Amps/Watts... "... this is going on the 12v side... no... wait... the 120v side.... wait... maybe I can add another shorepower cord AND 6 new batteries... separate all 9 power circuits to be redundant but switchable as backup in case one fails... with 500 gigawatts more solar and wind power... geez! I can't wait until civilians can get their hands on that new fusion power system!..."
.
So... as you can see... my foray into boat ownership?.... well... THE FUN NEVER ENDS!